I CAN’T AFFORD IT What about Life Insurance? After escrow closes, let’s look into that. We can’t afford that right now. We’re barely gonna make our bills this month. Can I take your order please? Yeah! Let me get a big gazé double latte with a splash of gavé extra shot of ginger juice, extra foam and a scone. What it is, dude! I’ll have the same thing but skip the gavé, make mine blended and no scone. That’ll be $14.62, please. Dude ! You’re spending a shit ton on coffee but you can’t afford Life Insurance for your old lady when you die? What? – Life insurance ! Live life like a rockstar.
– cause we all die! Life insurance, because we all die.